You, legendary space warrior Samantha Arantes, have defeated the dreaded Karid-X, but now you will face your hardest challenge yet -- getting your suit cleaned.


  • 9:1 Art-to-Game ratio
  • Instant death
  • Jokes only the author will laugh at
  • Not as many trolls as you'd expect from a submission to a troll-game jam
  • Delicious ramen

This game is a ZZT world. Press P at the title screen to play. Use the arrow keys to move around and touch objects. Hold shift and press an arrow key to shoot when you have ammo. Press S to create a save file (do this often). You can reload a save by pressing R on the title screen.

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PlatformsWindows, HTML5
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
(1 total ratings)
Tagsascii, DOS, Retro, Short, zzt
Average sessionA few seconds


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