Minion Slaughtermap

Slaughter boomers' favorite meme-fodder-creature in this parodical/spiritual throwback to 1990s anti-Barney hate.

Created for the Summer '25 2.4HoZZT Jam in just about 2.4 hours live on Twitch. You can watch the development VoD here.

This game is a ZZT world. Press P to play. Press enter to advance text boxes and make choices. Use the arrow keys to move. Hold shift and then press a direction to lay a bomb, and then touch it to activate its timer.

This game world is designed to be completed in a single, short sitting. Saving is not necessary, but there is one (unlikely) case of instant death you might stumble upon. To save your game: press S, type in a filename, and then press Enter. You can restore your save by pressing R on the title screen.